Episode #1050: Drinking Contest Equals Sadness
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2012
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Luke wonders if his total domination of an onstage drinking contest was a good or bad thing. Plus, Producer Andrew is no big fan of April Fools pranks.
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| 0:00.0 | Quick plug all I'm Mike LaFontaine owner and founder of high-class management |
| 0:07.4 | Comics constant companion. Let's start right out. Hey, what happened as you know back in 19 |
| 0:14.8 | Sooner. I start on a series called what happened and every time something you go wrong |
| 0:20.2 | I would look at the camera say hey what happened |
| 0:24.3 | We had a lot of fun with that a lot of other catchphrases. I got a wheel and wagon |
| 0:29.4 | and |
| 0:31.0 | I can't do my work and I believe I was the first one to use the phrase. I don't think so |
| 0:38.7 | But it only lasts for the year and that's good because that's how you establish your cult |
| 0:43.2 | So I was on stage doing all my stick, you know, hey, what happened? |
| 0:47.1 | I can't do my work and if someone would heckle me that they'd say are you gonna be on stage all night? |
| 0:52.6 | I would say that's right now to crack up the audience |
| 0:59.7 | Hey, folks, welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TBT L this |
| 1:07.5 | This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:14.0 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host weighing in it |
| 1:17.9 | 189 pounds |
| 1:21.3 | Wish I knew this is exactly why you're not supposed to weigh yourself every day or as is the case with me |
| 1:28.4 | six times |
| 1:29.9 | Every day |
| 1:32.2 | Because that will |
| 1:33.7 | Cause you to note too carefully the fluctuations in the human weight pattern and |
| 1:38.6 | Cause you to feel very sad |
| 1:40.8 | Sad going into work on a Monday morning, but I'm it's gonna be all right |
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