Episode 105: Welcome To Great Clips, School Shooter Haircuts Are On Sale!

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On this Episode we confront Citibank about being the worlds cheapest company, how school shooters get their haircut at great clips, triple homicides are hot right now, and more. We have a lot to get off our chest before the holidays. New Merch is coming JANUARY! For an extra episode per week + our video show...join patreon.com/wetjeanspodcast for just $3.99 per month! This episode is brought to you by Kylecovers.com FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA IF YOU WANT:ANDY:twitter: @champagneanyoneinsta: @andychampsROB:twitter: @robbywgucciinsta: @robbywgucciWJ:twitter: @wetjeanspodinsta: @wetjeanspodcastSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/wetjeanspodcast)Support the show

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0:00.0	Aye.
0:02.0	Pshh, welcome in everybody to episode of 105 of wet jeans. This episode of wet jeans.
0:11.0	This episode of wet jeans is brought to you by Kyle Covers.
0:13.4	com. It's Kyle Covers spreads.
0:15.3	For all your sports betting picks, whatever, whatever,
0:17.9	use code wet jeans, 30% off.
0:19.6	He's been hot.
0:20.5	He's like 11 and 0 this week.
0:22.0	It's free money. I think that's all that needs to be said
0:27.8	This podcast is also brought to you by Citibank. Citibank
0:31.1	This December is donating an entire 10 cents to the No Kid Hungry Foundation
0:37.3	every time one of their customers shops online and gets further into debt.
0:42.4	So Citibank's going to hammer them with interest rates
0:45.0	and then pretty much take the profit and say that they donated it to kids
0:50.0	even though it's just residual from them getting their customers to be more
0:57.6	financially irresponsible. So thanks Citibank and they also cap that off at 1 million.
1:02.0	One million is on a lot of money.
1:04.0	No, I think Citibank is worth like a billion.
1:06.0	So thanks Citibank for absolutely nothing.
1:10.0	If you guys want to be so nice, just donate the fucking money.
1:13.6	I'm going to make a strip club called Tiddy Bank.
1:16.6	Nice.
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