This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you slide by, on track to your

there.

the care in the world as you simply lean back.

And before you know it, you're there.

This is how travels should feel,

and on our trains it does.

Avanti West Coast feel good travel.

There's nothing more relaxing than disco.

A drift with Jeff Lloyd and Annabelle Port. Hello. Would you like to put the central heating on?

Oh, because I've left my coat on.

Yeah, I'm feeling a bit, I think the word is Nesh, isn't it?

I'm a bit Nesh at the moment.

Do you know what, I should have said, she said you not stop in yeah doing like I'm like

about to go out the door I know so I start with some good news I got the all clear and neither have anything sinister or kidney stones.

I'm just a medical mystery. They don't know why I'm every now and again bleeding out my peen.

So...

Medical mystery.

I know, so maybe that's it, they'll name a syndrome after me.

That's the big dream, isn't it?

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