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What I'm saying is slim to none. See as we share a common language but my accent is slightly different to yours.

So rather than risky missing the point of this message, I presented to you in a four-part harmony.

Gloryhole motherfuckers.

Gloryhole. Gloryhole. Gloryhole. Gloryhole. Gloryhole. Gloryhole.

Hi, guys. This is Kate from Denton, Texas. Super mega ultra-gloryhole.

Hey, when I was young, every time I had an opportunity to wish on birthday candles or for these clovers or fallen eyelashes, and yet even prayer, I only ever wished for one thing.

I wanted to be able to fly.

Now it was wings like a fairy, because fairy's are lame. I wanted to fly like an Asian petroleum hero, or a Jedi, or like Superman.

This was my only wish for at least seven years of my life.

Anytime I prayed for anything, I prayed to be able to fly. I was even concerned that if I prayed for too many things, the less important wishes might be granted, and the gift of flight might be overlooked by God.

So I was always very careful never to ask for anything else to stay consistent and focus on my goal.

Or wherever I still can't fly. True story. Thanks, guys. Keep up with good work.

Good afternoon, guys. Gloryhole from the UK. I am talking slowly and pronouncing my words as best I can, because I know you can't understand the English accent, even though you speak English, the language we gave you.

And you give us so much more back, and I want to appreciate what you do. Thank you. This is Terry from the UK.

Staying by.

What's up, guys? Love the show. Hey, Gloryhole. You know, I'm kind because I think people are kind of overreacting a little bit about that Christian woman who's giving the description to school kids about having sex.

But honestly, dude, I believe she's being pretty accurate. And I think we actually owe her a debt of gratitude in terms of that accuracy.

Every Christian woman I've ever had sex with, yeah, okay, there it is. So as for the proof, I have to offer up Marcus Backdoor Boston. There it is. Have a great show. Bye.

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