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Wet Jeans

Episode 103: Cold Stone Crematorium

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

On this episode we mostly discuss thanksgiving stuff and then we come up with a great business plan to make a drive-thru crematorium so people can get dead peoples ashes on the go for a way cheaper price. It would be a killer deal. For an extra episode per week + our video show...join patreon.com/wetjeanspodcast for just $3.99 per month! This episode is brought to you by Kylecovers.com and Manscaped.com (20% off and free shipping with code WETJEANS on manscaped)FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA IF YOU WANT:ANDY:twitter: @champagneanyoneinsta: @andychampsROB:twitter: @robbywgucciinsta: @robbywgucciWJ:twitter: @wetjeanspodinsta: @wetjeanspodcastSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/wetjeanspodcast)Support the show

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0:00.0

Remember those Zema commercials?

0:05.0

No. Soda and the guy cracks it and he drinks he goes,

0:09.0

ah, Zema.

0:11.0

You don't remember that?

0:12.0

I'm trying to think of Zema. I don't remember that? I'm trying to think of Zema.

0:14.0

I don't even know if it was called Zema.

0:15.8

Sounds like a medication you take for like diabetes.

0:20.2

And then the commercials everyone's having, like, just playing around, like just playing frisbee in the park.

0:24.0

I haven't heard about diabetes in a while.

0:27.0

I think it went away because Corona actually cures diabetes.

0:30.0

That's why it's such a complex virus. I feel like I heard about it way more as a kid.

0:35.6

Like, watch out for the B. Yeah. I don't know. It feels weird that we've been

0:39.6

on, that the planet's been around for like three billion years years but we've only had two types of

0:43.7

diabetes like you think we'd have at least three or four I wonder if is there

0:47.2

what's the bad one again is there a bad one or a good one or is able

0:50.6

or is they both are they both I think type two you're born with it one of them's one of

0:56.1

them you do that you can develop like just by like eating a bunch of taco bell that's not

1:00.4

fair yeah well I guess it is fair if you're going to eat Taco Bell and

1:04.4

Yeah, I mean that's the risky run clog your arteries. Yeah. That's what happens when you pay

1:09.2

$1 for four chicken nuggets. It. Just should never be like that.

1:13.0

One time I saw a video about how they make like the ground beef in, uh, in Taco Bell.

1:18.8

And it was, I'm not one of these people that like watch a video and how something's made and like it scars you and like you like those people that watch that one big video about how me like cows are butchered and shit like I could watch that and I wouldn't stop eating meat but I saw how the Taco Bell ground beef is being made and it is

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