Episode 102: Hair Everywhere with Darren Carter and Flip Schultz
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2015
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast guest co-host Darren Carter and Lahna listen to a hilarious interview we did with comedian Flip Schultz. Lahna assesses Flip's facial hair and it's questionable manliness (hint: she's not impressed) and Darren is down for the quest. No man-hair topic goes untouched in this one, so listen and learn, fellas.
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| 0:00.0 | If we could be true candid, I'm, I think, from what I've been told, I'm, uh, I'm a bit above average. |
| 0:06.3 | Oh, impressive. |
| 0:07.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:10.2 | That's all that is all. |
| 0:12.2 | That's all you need. |
| 0:13.9 | Here, Kat, you chill me. |
| 0:19.2 | Let's just tipped over all of our beers |
| 0:21.9 | I'm so sorry |
| 0:23.4 | Hey guys I'm Lana Turner |
| 0:30.8 | You're listening to the Perfect Ten podcast |
| 0:32.6 | Thanks so much for joining me |
| 0:34.5 | And Darren Carter |
| 0:35.8 | Who is my co-host again He was with us a couple weeks ago Thanks for having me back Darren Carter, who is my co-host again. He was with us a couple weeks ago. |
| 0:38.8 | Thanks for having me back. Darren, you're awesome. Darren Carter is known as the party starter. |
| 0:46.7 | The party starter. Yeah, you're so funny, dude. Darren Carter, the party starter. What can I say, man, |
| 0:52.4 | I love this life? Well, you are, I mean, ever since I first started, I've known you, and it's like, I'm really just excited to be. We've had play dates together. I know. But it's, you know, it's cool just to hang out. That's cool, right? We took the kids and, you know, I took my wife. We all went out to Universal. It's so cool. |
| 1:33.9 | I love, I just love being a dad. I really do. It's like, it's a real, and then, you know, these kids, they, I don't know about you, but like they write jokes for us sometimes. Like things will happen. You're like, that's funny. I got to use that. Totally. No, and the kids, when they hang out with other kids that are the offspring of comedians seem to click faster with those kids. It's like, oh, you have the same fucked up life I have, don't you? |
| 1:38.0 | Right? |
| 1:38.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:39.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:39.9 | Well, and I guess if we're talking about comedians, the person who we're going to be talking about today is another comic who's married to a comedian as well. It was Flip Schultz. Oh, cool. Who's married to Allison Weber. I know you know those guys. Yeah, and we have in common is we both like Weird Al Yankovic. I like Weird Al. Isn't it great? Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Have you met Weird Al though in all these years of... Yeah, I was in a couple music videos. |
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