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Zip car.

That's the weirdest way we've ever started this show.

That's very weird.

Welcome to Sex and other human activities.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Marcus Parks.

I am Jackie Zabrowski.

And speaking of cars.

Oh, man, you with those segways.

Always with the good segways.

Always with a bazzoom.

So yeah, you had a bit of a run-in, as they say.

Yeah, I had a bit of a scare the other night, which I'm going to throw it out there.

I've never been in a car accident before.

Really?

There's no wood next to me, but I knocked on a little i mean i think now you've been in a car accident so you don't need to knock on the wood yeah yeah it uh i got my

cherry popped last week i was i was coming home uh from henry's 30th birthday and i was in a cab and I was coming back from the city

and we were just a few blocks from my house and basically the car was making a right-hand turn

we're in the right-hand lane and the left-hand lane there was a semi-truck that was also making

a right and either didn't see us or didn't

give a fuck and as he was making the right he just slammed into the back of the car and kept going

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