Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply check the Uber app.

Rubber gloves have touched so much dirty stuff and the only way to put on rubber gloves is to touch the rubber gloves so then you take the dirty stuff

that the rubber gloves are living with and then you put them on your fingers and then you stuff them into rubber and then you sweat and then it all goes into your skin so you're basically much worse off than if you used your mouth.

Adrift with Jeff Lloyd and Annabel Port. Hello!

Here we are, episode 101!

Now let's celebrate!

Great good times! Come times. So, uh, do we should just mention off the bat that after this week's episode, we're

going to be away for two weeks.

Annabelle and I are going on a little holiday together.

We're going potholing in the Peak District.

No, we're not.

Why not?

Oh, are we?

No, we're not.

No, you're going on a holiday and I'm going on a holiday.

Yeah, but not together. No. We have been on holiday together in the past.

Lovely time. We're good holiday, mates. Yeah, many times, but not for some years.

Not really since you got together with your lover and I got

together with my now wife.

They hate each other.

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