Episode 101: Cooking with Porn Stars and Felipe Esparza
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2015
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, the hilarious Felipe Esparza co-hosts with Lahna while the two listen to pornstar Porsha Carrera whip up some pasta with shrimp. Porn stars, call girls, hummus bukakes, and the YMCA locker room are just a few of the hot topics our fearless leaders conquer on episode 101. Hope you're hungry!
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| 0:00.0 | My mom could have been a porn star man. |
| 0:02.2 | Your mom? |
| 0:03.3 | Is that what you said? |
| 0:04.0 | My mom, she used to cook eggs. |
| 0:06.4 | She used to cook tortilla at the same time while she was breastfeeding, separating clothes |
| 0:11.9 | with her feet on the phone and still having sex with my dad at the same time. |
| 0:17.2 | She was a fucking machine. |
| 0:19.4 | Like with one hand, cooking a tortilla, |
| 0:21.8 | the other hand breastfeeding, |
| 0:23.7 | her head on the phone, |
| 0:25.3 | the other leg, |
| 0:26.3 | separating clothes, |
| 0:27.6 | her ass up in the air. |
| 0:29.1 | My dad fucking the shit out of her |
| 0:30.4 | with his fucking mechanic outfit on |
| 0:32.8 | with his fucking lunch bag on the floor. |
| 0:35.9 | Like, |
| 0:36.1 | she didn't even say, |
| 0:37.4 | he didn't even kiss her first, nothing. He just went straight for that ass. That's just a woman, though. We just multitask. We just get it all done. We have to fit it all in, literally fit every bit in at one. That's sad that you just got to be ready for it, huh? Yeah. I think that's... Practically almost like, kind of like a friendly rape. Right. Look, look, you gotta get it done. You gotta get it done. You're not ready for it. It's all dry. This guy's hot. Just bam. Just get it done. I got laundry to fold. I got babies to feed. |
| 1:11.9 | I couldn't be a woman, man. Couldn't be a woman. |
| 1:14.0 | Cannot be a woman. |
| 1:15.2 | Cannot be a woman. |
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