Episode 101: Chicken Seizure Salad

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome into Wet Jeans everybody. This is Wet Jeans episode one.
0:07.0	We're restarting.
0:09.0	Yeah, this is season two.
0:11.0	Season two.
0:12.0	This is season two of wet jeans.
0:14.0	This episode of wet jeans is brought to by Manscape to use code wet jeans, all caps lock, 20% off free shipping they they're actually pretty
0:27.0	impressive company they sent Andy and I like these these boxes and had a bunch
0:31.2	of shit in them so for your balls yeah a bunch of shit in them. So, um...
0:33.2	For your balls.
0:34.1	Yeah, a bunch of shit for your balls in there.
0:36.4	Shave your boner.
0:37.6	Uh, so...
0:39.4	I mean, do you usually shave with a boner?
0:41.0	Yeah, well, I have a weird affliction where I my hair
0:44.7	goes out of the tip of my penis so it looks like a paintbrush. Oh that's pretty crazy
0:48.7	speaking a painbrush disease, painbrush, penis disease. Really? Yeah. Moment of silence. And then most...
0:54.4	Speaking of penises, did you know that the Pope that died like a long time ago? You know
1:01.2	how he promotes a new pope like he basically selects a
1:04.4	priests in the draft to like be a better pope oh yeah like his replacement yeah they
1:10.2	they just found out that he knew about the guy that he promoted.
1:17.0	I don't know why they call him Cardinals. I don't know. It says Ex Cardinal McCarick is like the bad guy.
1:21.0	Or he played, yeah he played for the Arizona Carnals, I'm not sure.
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