Episode 100: Started from the (Audio Quality) Bottom Now We're Here (100!)
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2015
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
The Perfect 10 Podcast is officially in TRIPLE DIGITS! For the 100th episode, Lahna and Ralphie take a trip down Perfect 10 memory lane and talk about their favorite episodes, listen to clips from some of their favorite guest moments, reminisce about how bad the audio quality used to be, and wrap it all up with a new goal of 100 more. Listen in, then go back and listen to our first 99. So thank you for listening, and here's to one-hundred more.
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| 0:00.0 | I like the house to cold. |
| 0:09.0 | I like to keep it hot. |
| 0:12.0 | I don't care much for cooking. |
| 0:15.0 | I like to eat a lot. |
| 0:18.0 | It scares me when she's driving. that always causes a fight I like to |
| 0:24.6 | fuck in the morning and I like to fuck at night sometimes it drives me crazy oh All those things you do. |
| 0:38.8 | You're a big, fat, gentile. |
| 0:41.5 | And you're a dirty chew. |
| 0:44.2 | Sometimes you are wrong. |
| 0:46.9 | Sometimes you're not right. |
| 0:49.8 | I like deep us in the morning. |
| 0:52.4 | And I suck dick at night. Hey guys, you're listening to the Perfect 10 podcast. I'm Lana Turner. And I'm Ralphie Mae. And this is episode 100. Who thought we'd ever make it to 100? Who thought we'd ever make it past 10? Amen to that. Yeah, it's pretty crazy, right? It is. It is. It's great, though. We got a hundred in the |
| 1:13.0 | can, and thank you all, by the way, for following us, those who have, and those who are new, |
| 1:20.2 | welcome. And your friends who try to turn on who didn't listen, hey, fuck them, you know, |
| 1:25.9 | fuck those guys. All right, we've had a blast these last couple years doing this show, and we're so happy |
| 1:32.9 | that you guys like it. |
| 1:34.3 | It's really cool because just sitting here, we were reminiscing and going back through |
| 1:38.6 | old episodes. |
| 1:39.8 | Just what we've done. |
| 1:41.3 | So funny. |
| 1:41.3 | A lot of funny shit, right? |
| 1:43.6 | Yes. |
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