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So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

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Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

Yeah, I think I have. I should take a double check for the car wheel.

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.

Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?

You have the best Christmas ever.

I got a hair thing.

This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

It's great to have a dishwasher, but sometimes you just want to put on rubber gloves and stick your hands and then notice that there's corn in the sink that you want to wash down the drain

and no matter how much water you pour in the different places to try and get the stream

to move the corn into the hole, It just will not go no matter what.

Adrift, with Jeff week of Annabel's maternity leave and in an act of what I can only describe as laziness. My first guest host is my wife Sarah Baron hello.

Hello. How do you feel about Annabelle's presence in our marriage? Do you perceive a Charles Diana Camilla situation?

Well I think the best detail about that is that when we were in the run up to getting

married Annabelle did a reading during our wedding and when we sat down I can't remember what the name is of the person who married us

She a no not her actual name. I mean what's the name of the person the the registrar. When we sat down with the registrar,

she, we were like talking through some things

and I said something about like in,

let's, oh, we could refer to her as your work wife and you both looked at me like you're an idiot that's a weird thing to do during your actual wedding ceremony

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