Episode 10. Girl, You’ll be a Woman Soon

Faculty of Horror

Andrea Subissati and Alexandra West

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4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2013

⏱️ 61 minutes

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It’s that time of the month! In this episode, Alex and Andrea get a visit from their Aunt Flo to talk about the most natural of all curses: womanhood. Listen as they bleed poetic about Ginger Snaps and Carrie. REQUIRED READING Carrie. Dir. Brian De Palma. (1976) [DVD] [Blu-ray] Ginger Snaps. Dir. John Fawcett. (2000) […]

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0:00.0	But deep below the ocean surface, the battle for survival has just begun for an all-female crew.
0:10.0	And a crazed captain.
0:12.0	All hands, prepare to launch missiles.
0:15.0	But Captain, it's only a partial message.
0:17.0	It says proceed with law.
0:19.0	What in Goldberg?
0:20.0	Are you questioning my orders?
0:23.0	Shirley McLean, aboard a nuclear submarine.
0:27.0	But, Captain, you want to know why I'm firing nuclear missiles at Russia?
0:31.0	Because I feel like it it that's why.
0:33.0	Move with me!
0:35.0	What's, much, much, much, much,
0:36.0	what, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
0:40.0	wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
0:41.0	wait, wait, wait, wait, can't you see what's happening. The entire crew has synchronized cycles.
0:45.2	You're all having PMS at the same time.
0:48.0	Crimson Tide 2, two women locked in a conflict of maxi proportions.
0:54.0	Look, bitch, we can't fire those missiles unless we get confirmation of that message.
0:59.0	Oh, sure, aren't you little missile logical, just because you've had a hysterectomy.
1:04.4	This crew is out of control.
1:07.6	Get it. We're taking on one!
1:12.0	You're telling me!
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