Hello, good people. This is Brian Johnson of AMC's comic book man, but more importantly, the Tellum's DVD of podcast, which I do with my good pals Walt Flanagan and Brian Quinn. Yes, that's right.

Brian Quinn of what say you podcast fame? The pod you're about to listen to.

No, I've listened to the first eight. I've got to catch up with the ninth one and I don't know. I think these kids have a future. There are a couple of funny guys.

Funny like the amuse me. Like they're there to amuse me. You know what I'm saying? I've been asked to do this intro because from what I understand, the quality of the recording is not so great.

I'm actually used to this because as I mentioned, Brian Quinn is on the Tellum Steve Dave podcast and he's supposed to be our sound guy. And for the first 168 podcasts, they kind of sound like shit until I took over got a new recorder. And as you can tell now, it blows the quality of the following podcast out of the water.

After that little dangling in the background, that's my dishwasher at any rate. They asked me to say a few words about the quality of the pod catcher about to listen to, I guess maybe cable was loose.

The recorder is in great whatever, whatever. You know what I mean? They just don't care. That's a thing. There are a couple of clowns. They're in practical jokers. They're in practically joking you at this very moment.

You tune in. You're giving them your support. You watch their show. You listen to their podcasts and they're like, fuck them. Let them listen to fucking snap crackle and pop. You know what I'm saying? They don't give a shit about you. So what you need to do is turn off this podcast right now before I'm even finished head on over to smodcast.com, head on over to iTunes. Maybe and download 170 episodes of Tellum Steve Dave. You're going to hear what a podcast should sound like.

Maybe not what it should sound like, but what it should be the content, the meat, the marrow of the podcast. We don't talk about porn stars. We don't talk about Gallagher. We don't talk about that kind of nonsense. Do yourself a favor and don't tell these guys I said this, but unsubscribe.

Unfollow them on Twitter. Instead follow at Tellum Steve Dave. Go on over like I said, grab our podcast and life is finite people. It's not inexhaustible. The day will come when you shuffle loose this mortal coil and you're going to look back and you're going to be like, holy shit, I was.

Salvo, cano. That's how I spent my time listening to him. Brian Quinn. First off, it's a hard to even understand them.

With those thick New York accent. Oh, what a big boo. I don't know. You want to listen to it, listen to it, but like I said, a little bit crackly. That's that's pretty much all I have to say.

All right, good. Hello, I am Salvo, cano and welcome to the 10th episode of the What's It You podcast starring myself and me, Brian Quinn.

And today is a very special episode because we have secured our second guest ever signing this is one of our favorite people, one of the funniest people we know.

You want to introduce yourself, sir? Hello, friends. This is junior staff, the comedian and friend to all. Yes, there you go. Very nice. And we junior first came to our attention. Yes, through Doug Stano. That's correct to say. That's right.

Mr. Stano. And if you don't know who Doug Stano is, I mean, go fuck yourself, right? I mean, you can go fuck yourself. Right. It was with the Stasi language. Yeah, we're sorry.

It's like it's always a master comedian. Him and his lovely partner, Craig Bingo would buy us to their show in New York City at BBK. That's correct. And we went very excited and sat down and junior came on stage.

And holy shit was the opening act and I think we were we were in tears. We were literally in tears in tears and we were just like afterwards.

Meeting junior was like it was exciting. It was like holy shit. This guy's funny. We became friends. We stayed in touch and here we are. You're in New York now for what?

I have in New York to tape something for a show. Right. Hopefully. I don't want to say what?

You can't say what? Okay. Because maybe they might cut me and then I'll be sad.

Then you can come on and talk about how much it sucks to your cut, no? Yeah, that'd be even better. We'd add that jerk for cutting.

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