Episode #1: Let's Begin
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2018
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Hubbs and Tom debut The Short Porch by discussing their Yankee fandoms, the recent Brandon Drury trade and what it means for the rest of the infield, Hubbs’ irrational hate for Russell Wilson, the looming Gleyber Torres decision and more. Frankie Borrelli also joins the show early on to debate what would be worse: a Mets World Series title or another Red Sox title. We end the show answering some DMs and a throwback. Follow @BarstoolHubbs and @TomScibelli on Twitter!
You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.2 | What's happened? |
| 0:10.3 | Welcome to the Short Porch, the first full episode of the Short Porch. |
| 0:14.8 | I am your host, Hubbs, alongside me, are alarmingly stupid, aka Tommy Smokes, |
| 0:20.6 | aka the Voice of Fordham, otherwise known as Tom Skibelli Tom what's happening? |
| 0:25.6 | I have goosebumps after that intro that was incredible. |
| 0:28.0 | Practice it in the shower multiple times I can tell. |
| 0:31.0 | Yeah well what's going on but? I'm just pumped to be on a Yankee podcast. I mean this is awesome. We had our intro episode last week for 12 minutes and got a little taste of how exciting it was going to be and now we're doing a real hour long |
| 0:44.3 | whatever it's going to be episode I'm pumped first of many I'm shocked people |
| 0:47.5 | listen to that last week I thought we're gonna I was already like 10 10 |
| 0:51.2 | listen and then Rappaport the whole Rapport thing happened Saturday night and like all our steam went away I felt like and then it came back |
| 0:57.7 | But the fact that we were able to pass Rappaport that was just a little bit was incredible like I remember |
| 1:03.8 | looking Saturday at being like we're ahead of Michael Rappaport like |
| 1:08.0 | E-P-N Bill Simmons like what world are we in? |
| 1:12.0 | Suck my dick Simmons. in? Yeah that was pretty humbling I mean obviously |
| 1:16.4 | like there's ways to manipulate the podcast rankings with like |
| 1:19.5 | subscribers within the last seven days whatever But we won't get into that. |
| 1:23.6 | We were better in Michael Abpport for a little bit. |
| 1:25.8 | And it's up to you guys who haven't subscribed yet |
| 1:28.9 | and rated us five stars to get us back to that point. |
| 1:31.8 | But I don't want to drown you guys out so finally we're here the |
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