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Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Episode 091: The Pope Is a Dipshit.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9629 Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2015

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Matt and Paul tackle the pope being a total cock wallet. Operation Obelisk relaunches. Matt fails a fight or flight test. Scoop mail and deflate gate jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?

0:04.9

Yeah, I'd love to.

0:06.3

Great, let's go. Hey, Scoops. What's up, Ice Cream Socialists? What's up Ice Cream Socialites? What's up? Ice Cream Sociopaths.

0:31.9

This is the Ice Cream Social. Hello, ice cream sandwich. Hello, Creamers. There's like Ice Cream Soto now.

0:37.0

There's like the cake pop. There's like, I don't know, on Twitter, there's just a bunch of ice cream sandwich. Hello creamers. There's like ice cream soda now. There's like the cake pop.

0:38.1

There's like, I don't know.

0:38.9

On Twitter, there's just a bunch of ice cream name grabbing.

0:42.9

Popping up all over the place.

0:43.9

It's like that movie where you can just plant a flag and that's your real estate, that kind of thing.

0:47.8

Like right now, ice cream nicknames are just fucking fair game.

0:51.4

And you know what? I'm cool with all of it as long as it is self-regulated.

0:55.1

Right.

0:55.8

Yeah.

0:56.6

As it will be.

0:57.8

Yeah.

0:58.4

No time for regulating ice cream mic names.

1:01.8

As long as no one to, you know, two cake pops write us going like, hey, I'm the

1:07.8

and then I can't, I'm not going to be able to do anything about it.

1:09.9

I'm the cake pops bell with a k yeah well that's fine that's easy enough how you doing paul how are you matt i'm doing

1:17.5

okay does my voice sound a little hoarse from singing all day uh you sound a little a little used

1:22.8

yeah yeah yeah i was used and abused today uh no i'm in day two day two of uh rehearsals rehearsals of

1:30.4

building the uh 50 shades of gray but we're building it like two two weeks so it's like seven hour

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