Episode 088: A Sleeve of Oreos

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2015

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Paul and Matt talk churning. Matt hates over sharers and Paul shares his shit. Joel McHale's opener thrashes a heckler. More baby names suggestions are considered for Matt's next child. A Penn Jillette quote sets the boys back a peg about negative news and biases.Kid shoots mom. Scoop Mail: Italian Air Foursome. Mandy the Aussie writes in about missed opportunities. And a letter from Dipshit Cone where he gets duped for pune.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:05.0	Yeah, I'd love to!
0:06.0	Great! Let's go! Oh, hello there, you sexy scoop, you little ice cream socialist.
0:29.4	You ice cream socialite.
0:32.1	You creamer.
0:34.3	You ice cream sandwich.
0:36.5	How's it going, Paul?
0:38.0	How's it going, man? How's it going, man?
0:39.1	You just took a little bit of a like a who-daddy sip right there.
0:42.9	Yeah, I had a whoddy.
0:44.0	Who-daddy.
0:44.7	Who-daddy.
0:44.8	That's what you get me and you have, let Jacob fix you a drink right there.
0:47.2	Yeah, that's right.
0:48.5	Get a drink.
0:50.2	It was good.
0:50.7	I'm having a little sip of scotch. Scotch-scotch. The bottle is what my class chipped in and got me a holiday gift of a bottle of scotch.
0:59.0	Very nice.
1:00.2	And I only drink at Jacobs, so it stays here.
1:04.1	So it stays here.
1:04.9	Smart.
1:05.5	No one could be more happy with this situation than I am.
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