Episode 086: Just Buy The Pool

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2014

⏱️ 120 minutes

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The first submission for naming Matt's kid are considered. two scoops send in nes stories questioning their Italian Air Show-ness. During scoop mail, the boys tackle another "so drunk" story from a scoop. Another scoop submits a Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:05.0	Yeah, I'd love to!
0:07.0	Great! Let's go! You're listening to the 400th ranked comedy podcast on iTunes,
0:29.5	but the number one Steve Winwood podcast in the history of mankind.
0:34.1	This is Matt Mattingley's Ice Cream Social.
0:36.9	How's it going, Paul Mattingly.
0:38.0	How's it going? Matt Donnelly. Hello scoops. Hello ice cream socialists. Hello, ice cream
0:42.2	socialites. Hello, ice cream sociopaths. Hello, the ice cream sandwich. Greetings all.
0:49.8	Somebody tweeted that Santa Claus offered to make them the ice cream sandwich.
0:55.8	And I was like, whoa, that guy is overstepping his authority.
1:01.0	A little bit.
1:02.9	Real it back, Kringle.
1:04.5	And then someone went on the Penn Sunday School message board as the ice cream sandwich.
1:09.0	And I said, liar.
1:12.9	And they said, that hurts.
1:14.5	And I said, prove it.
1:17.5	They said, here's a selfie.
1:19.0	I clicked on the link and went to a picture of an ice cream sandwich.
1:25.0	Pictures or it didn't happen.
1:26.1	There you go.
1:27.3	We've created a monster monster it's a pretty
1:29.0	competitive pretty competitive deal for the ice cream sand well it's not that they're not
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