4.8 • 707 Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2013
⏱️ 66 minutes
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This week's episode was recorded live at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival (bridgetowncomedy.com) in Portland, and it's... well... it's something. Andy Wood and Matt Kirshen are still recovering from this recording, which Matt has come to call "My personal Vietnam." Peter Serafinowicz (twitter.com/serafinowicz) and Gallagher (gallaghersmash.com) joined them to discuss: James Randi! Gallagher holding court on the sidewalk! The hidden dangers of telephone poles! How to use the Internet to get smart! Al Gore-rhythms! Cutting the fat of chocolate in half! Gallagher's distaste for particle/wave duality, Cadillac trucks, spoon-forks and America's first bi-racial president! Coffee, chocolate and cocaine! Picture-winged flies dining on sperm! Earthquakes causing other earthquakes! Bridgetown's depression-based comedy! Erik the Red singlehandedly creating gingers! How stress can help red squirrels produce healthier pups! Gallagher's endorsement of dorsal breast implants! Beyonce's fake pregnancy! Gallagher's proposed dam to cut off Mexico's fresh water! A lengthy and very uncomfortable discussion of height and race! Gallagher's proposal to curb drunk driving! Gallagher's gubernatorial bid! Supernovae that are too big! Gallagher's proposal to get kids into gambling! Gallagher's many patents! Gallagher taking credit for the concept of splashing!
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0:00.0 | Probably Science |
0:02.0 | Please give a big hand for your host, Andy Wood and Matt Kirshan. |
0:16.4 | Thank you. |
0:19.8 | You're going to sit all the way over there, huh? |
0:21.4 | Thank you. |
0:21.7 | Yeah, I'm going to, we'll flank our guests. |
0:23.9 | Excellent, excellent. |
0:24.9 | How's it going, guys? |
0:26.0 | Thank you so much for joining us. |
0:27.2 | This is a bit of an experiment. |
0:29.6 | This is the first time we've properly done this show live, and there's loads of you here, |
0:33.3 | and we're pretty sure it's only because of the show and nothing to do with our guests. |
0:36.9 | Yep. I'm pretty sure. |
0:38.0 | I'm pretty sure. |
0:39.3 | You're all fans of probably science and just, you know, you're like, who's on? |
0:42.8 | I don't even know. |
0:43.5 | I don't even know who the guests are. |
0:45.1 | Doesn't matter. |
0:45.7 | We're just coming. |
0:46.6 | Because we're huge, probably science. |
0:48.4 | Listen, for those of you who don't know what the show is. |
0:50.5 | Why even? what the show is. They all know. They all. But I'm just thinking, you might tell a couple |
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