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and discover your perfect find today. My friends are throwing a birthday party for my twin brother

without me. Should I ditch them? I guess you know which of the twins is the favorite of the friends. You know, sometimes it's good to see people reveal their true colors. You know what I mean? Maybe it's time for a new friend group. Exactly, exactly. But we'll find out. So I'm a twin and my brother and I hang out all the time and we're super close. In a few days, it's going to be our 25th birthday.

Congratulations.

Quarter century.

That's right.

Have fun with your crisis, my friend.

We share the same friend group and we're all really close and have been since school.

Hmm.

The title would suggest otherwise.

Uh-huh.

He has a close group of girlfriends, about five of them, who I have also known for many years.

I would classify them as being closer with him in recent years, but we're still all good friends and socialize often together.

Now, I've been added to a group chat labeled my brother's name, Surprise Dinner.

It's also his birthday.

But his name isn't in the group chat title. It's his brother's name, surprise dinner. It's also his birthday. But his name isn't in the group chat title. It's his brother's name. Oh, man. Not him. That's so rough. Yo, we get on to prep for your brother's birthday. Yeah. Hey, hey, help us celebrate his birthday. And not yours. We need you to work on his while we don't celebrate you. Go on the side or somewhere.

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