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I caught my dad boning my girlfriend.

Now my girlfriend has something else huge.

She wants to confess.

How big your daddy thong is.

I mean, you know, that is, that would just be the...

If only Iran in the family, let it can run through me.

The final nail in the coffin, that would be my God.

Okay, let's get into this madness.

So to start, I, male 22, have been with my soon-to-be ex-girlfriend, Kate, female 21,

for just shy of three years. Our relationship throughout the three

years has been amazing. She had always been kind and supportive and very open and honest with me.

She was a little open with some other people too. Oh, geez. Her librarian when she was late on her book i'm so sorry yeah also late with your dad

yeah and a seed inside of me uh oh that's the gardening you don't want to have happen we had dates

often our love making life was great we had few arguments, but when we did get into a

disagreement, we managed to communicate and come to an understanding not before too long.

This sounds like a great relationship. One would think, right? Only your dad didn't have so much

game. If only your dad wasn't risen up your woman. I know. My goodness. That daddy ris.

It riz is different.

I believed our relationship to be healthy and loving, but apparently I was wrong.

That you were.

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