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Guaranteed Human.

My husband finally found out how ugly he is.

And now he's crying saying that I'm going to leave him.

But then I found out the real reason he's saying all of this.

You know, some people need to just know how gosh dang ugly they are, you know.

They need to be put in their ugly place.

You look like a butt. Yeah. There's pretty privilege and then there's ugly prosecution.

And all ugly people should go under the court of law and have their rights taken away.

Come on. Get him out of here.

Get him out of here.

Okay.

So it all started a few weeks ago when we were having dinner with some friends and one

of them in particular began a joke that after 13 years together, surely one of us already

got bored of the other.

And she, 28 female, said that surely the one who got bored first was me 25

female because I'm the attractive one in the relationship.

Ooh, the attractive one.

Oh, good.

The hottie.

And I know that it affected my husband 28 male because that night he joked that he was actually lucky that I paid attention to him.

But I thought at the moment that he would just forget about it, but he didn't.

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