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My husband exploded on me because he thought I baby trapped him.

Now I found out the real reason he got upset and I think I might divorce him.

You know, uh, people keep projecting, Sam.

Like the dang projectors in elementary school.

Yeah, like the projectors in the movie theater, it's like, hey, if you turn on Quentin Tarantino's Django and you projected on a movie screen, you're going to see Django. That's what's going to happen? And if you turn on your, your little cheating senses, it probably means you cheated. Oh, my cheating senses are tingling. Yes, because you cheated. Because you cheated.

Or you have trust issues because you got cheated on long ago in your first relationship. Come on now. We're giving you the facts. My husband, male 35, and I female 32, have been married for just seven years. He left next door. We just clicked. It was a fairy tale. It's like Shrek. One thing I've always thought made our marriage so strong was our friendship with each other and our trust in one another. Although now my

husband seems to think otherwise. Hmm. What's going on there? Recently, my husband found out

that his friend Giof, male 34, has been baby trapped.

Basically, Gioff's wife, female 32, stopped taking the pill and fell pregnant a few months

into their relationship and only came clean after the wedding.

Damn, bro.

That's why boys, boys, don't trust that they're on the pill.

At least pull out.

At least you can do.

Practice safe sex and pull out.

Bro, your dating advice has been so amazing lately.

Spill your seed onto her stomach at the very least.

Or his stomach.

Well, I guess you don't have to worry about it.

Spill your seed where it don't bleed.

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