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My professor is offering extra credit for anyone who will buy her multi-level marketing products.

What can I do about this?

I think you go all in.

I think you join her.

I heard the pyramid scheme.

I heard that there are tons of people making over six figures a month doing this, Sam.

That's the word on the street. And all you need to do is get three people to join your, like your little team. Yeah. And then get those people to join your team and get them get three people. Whoa. And if each of them gets three people, you'll be a millionaire. You know, this is an innovative model. I think so. I like it. I like it. You know, triangle. Yeah.

Genius.

I'm an undergraduate student at a school in Massachusetts and I'm taking a creative writing class. Idiot. What are you doing? Writing. Chad GBT can already write for you. What are you doing? My professor is really weird slash like a new age kind of professor. and at the beginning of every class,

she puts out an essential oil diffuser

saying, studies show that a weird slash a like a new age kind of professor and at the beginning of every class she puts out an

essential oil diffuser saying studies show that essential oils improve brain function.

Love studies show.

Studies show which I think is just a giant lie.

Plus the smells give me a headache so it's probably reducing OPEs cognitive function.

She then lets us know that if we

really like the essential oils, that we could buy them from her, which I thought was weird, but

whatever, but then it got real. When we had her first essay deal, and a lot of people, including

me, got some really crap grades on them, I got a C-minus. But then the professor talked about

how any student who purchases an order of

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