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Guaranteed Human. I scared my girlfriend's family by attacking them, but it was just a prank. Now she's trying to leave me, but I'll show her what a nice guy I am. Yeah, I'm super nice. I just murdered your entire family. You know, you said they were annoying. It was a prank. It was a prank. And plus, you said they were annoying. I know. The least I could do was break your mother's kneecaps. Wow, what a, what a favor. What a kind, what a nice guy. Hey, nice guy. You don't want your mom nagging you. Now she can't nag you because you can't even get up out of bed. Now you have no family and a man with a fedora and a neckbeard. The only family you need. This past weekend was the big camping trip that my girlfriend would be taking with her and her family. It would consist of her, her parents, her younger sister, aunt and uncle, three cousins. It was a big family trip that was being planned once we had cooler weather. That's kind of cool. I like big family trips. I like the idea.

It's a good idea.

It's also much easier to murder all of them at once. I know. I know. One bomb. Get a whole family out. Boom. Got them. It's kind of like a glass onion situation. Like invite everyone to a private island so you can kill them all. Oh. Very convenient. it's the Uber of execution.

That's a startup idea right there.

It really is. so you can kill them all. Oh, very convenient. It's the Uber of execution.

That's a startup idea right there.

It really is.

Unfortunately,

there are a lot of people who would subscribe to that.

Oh,

yeah.

Putin.

They have subscribed to it.

That's actually true.

Mao.

Mao?

Probably Xin Jinping,

otherwise known as Winnie the Pooh. That's right. You know about that? No. No. What is that about? He like his band pictures of comparing him to Winnie the Pooh. Oh, because he does look like a little bit like a Winnie the Pooh kind of vibe. He does have a little bit of a Winnie the Poe vibe going on. Yeah friendly. Way less friendly, bro. And probably doesn't like honey as much.

Just get a pot belly and everything will be solved. And wear a tight little red shirt. Oh, dude. Tight little red shirt with... Cooper made crop tops like in fashion. Come on. Oh, God. Let's make it happen, guys. So I visited my girlfriend's house to say goodbye to her and wish her a fun trip when they all took off in their cars.

Then I got into my car and drove to the campsite that they would be staying at.

I know the area pretty well and I was able to find a spot to hide my car from view and I was able to navigate the woods and keep an eye on them while remaining hidden from view.

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