EP874: This is why I can't TRUST my FIANCE - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 30 April 2023
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r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for telling my(28) fiancée(29) that I could not rely on her in a life or death situation
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | My girlfriend embarrassed me in front of my boys by not helping our sinking boat. |
| 0:08.9 | Should I end it? |
| 0:10.1 | Yo, if the boat sunk, the relationship is also going to sink. |
| 0:14.2 | This first mate is no longer a mate. |
| 0:16.4 | No, it ain't. |
| 0:17.1 | No, it ain't. |
| 0:17.6 | So I have what I think is a very good sense of situational awareness. |
| 0:22.3 | Oh, a reddeter with situational awareness. Whoa. How rare. We got a baydays over here. |
| 0:27.9 | Hey, yo. I'm a quick thinker, and I tend not to panic in dangerous situations. My fiance, on the |
| 0:33.8 | other hand, is the exact opposite. If I'm being nice, I would say she doesn't have any |
| 0:38.9 | awareness of danger. My fiance is a dumb bitch. If I'm being... You're really winning points there. |
| 0:44.5 | This is going to be a great marriage. Yeah. But Sam, oh, if I'm being honest, I would say that she has |
| 0:51.0 | the survival instinct of a panda raised in captivity. Wow. Wow. Soffered |
| 0:56.3 | that baby lotion. O.P. thinks so much of this fiance. You know, this is going to be a beautiful |
| 1:01.2 | marriage. I can't wait. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. It's like, oh, you know, |
| 1:04.7 | who do I want taking care of my children in the future. This soft panda. Yes. |
| 1:12.6 | Oh, man. |
| 1:17.5 | Also, I love how a panda raised in captivity is this like go-toe for like... It's a great go-to. |
| 1:18.5 | Great go-to. |
| 1:19.2 | It paints an image. |
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