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I refuse to let my husband be in the delivery room for our first child.

What he did to me was way worse.

Got to do something really bad to be like, honey, it's a boy.

What?

I've heard of, like, being out in the dog house, but being out of the delivery room, I mean, that's like a whole other level that's been unlocked here.

Delivering this man is straight to a divorce.

It sounds like...

Here's the annulment.

Here's the papers.

Okay.

So I 23 female and my husband 24 male just had our first baby. Congratulations.

Congrats. But like whenever I hear an age lower than the age I am and children, I'm like, holy shit. That's crazy. Recipe for disaster.

No, some people can do it. I just know I couldn't do it currently. Everyone who has a child younger than 26, idiot. Anti-natalism. Yeah. Anti-burther movements. Yeah. Look it out. This whole group of people. Oh. They're like, hey, I wish I wasn't born. Oh. And also no one else should be born. That's what the anti-birther thing means. Okay. I thought it was like anti-women who can get pregnant. It's anti. It's also like anti like, hey, like I don't like I don't want to be born and I don't want anyone else to be born. Oh. And I don't want to birth myself.

Some of that. Some of it.

Yeah,

I can't speak for everyone in the movement. Interesting. Okay. Some people might correct me. Correct me if I'm wrong. Sam is the leader of the antiques. No, just kidding. I'm speaking out of my, most of the time I'm speaking out of my ass. Yes. Well, the more, the more you know, I've educated now.

My husband was so excited and super supportive and caring throughout the pregnancy.

The only thing is that he became slightly obsessed with watching YouTube and TikTok videos of husbands pulling pranks on their wives while in labor.

That is quite a specific genre.

Wow. Wow.

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