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I'm deserting my grandmother for her birthday because what she did to me was way worse.

Am I the A-hole?

You are done having birthdays.

It's my time to shine, old lady.

So I am female, 17, and have a grandmother, 61, who is turning 62 very soon.

I love my grandma very much and overall respect

her until recently. A few months... Now she's just an old hunk of bones. Now she's just a fat sack

of lard waiting to die. Now, a few months before this, she never sided with me or understood

where I was coming from when she was all moody and whatnot. But when this happened, it didn't really bother me. I always seemed to ignore it and just let it go. And I knew she would always love me. But here's the backstory. What's the backstory? About two months ago, I turned 17. My mother begged me to spend time with my grandma on my birthday, which I did not want to do. I want to do cool

17-year-old. Go to the mall. Yeah. Watch a movie. Oh, that's what the kids are doing.

I wanted to spend my weekend how I wanted to spend it with a friend because it was my birthday

and it was on the weekend so I'd have school the next day. That's completely fair. Totally. With all her nagging, I finally decided to go to my grandmother's house anyways. Worst mistake I've ever made. It smelled like death. Prune juice. Drink it, sweetie. That day, I was supposed to get an Apple Watch, the one I wanted for my birthday. I don't want to be in the car for much longer because I get car sick. But again, my mother was nagging me to go over to hang out with my grandma. I feel like that's just what parents do, you know? They nag. They nag and they also, like, it wants you to have a connection to your grandparents. My parents, like my, my parents like all the time. Like, hey, you should like really, you know, hang out with your grandparents.

You know, I like that.

There's not going to be like, hey, you should like really,

you know, hang out with your grandparents. You know, I like that. There's not going to be like,

their old is as heck and they're not going to be around much longer. So spend time with them if you can. That's good advice if I've ever heard. It is. It is. The worst part about all of this is that I've

just gotten my period. That sucks. Like in terms of like for the first time? Uh, I don't think for

the first time, but in general. In general. After being in the car much longer than I anticipated,

I started crying and saying that I didn't feel well. Then after my grandma came back, my mom told

her. My grandma was mad at me the whole day after that, made it all about her, how I betrayed her, and that I am no longer...

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