EP837: My Childhood Bully Is Asking Me Out? - r/relationships Reddit Story
ok storytime
iHeartPodcasts
4.3 • 576 Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
r/relationships - I (27M) met a girl (27F) who used to bully me when we were little. Now she is asking me out and I don't know what to do.
✍️ Have a story? Join our subreddit and submit your story there for a chance to be featured! https://www.reddit.com/r/okopshow/
🏆 Join our Patreon only Discord to chat with the boys and the OKOP community! https://www.patreon.com/okopshow
🧢 Buy Merch like the “Cancel Karens” hat, “TL;DR” hat, “Not The A**hole” shirt & much more! https://www.etsy.com/shop/OKOPStore
Find out more on this episode of OKOP with Samuel Donner and John Frye!
👀 Prefer to watch? Here's our YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4Lj84kfpEcwYkfriepZqNQ
#reddit #funnyredditposts
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | My childhood bully asked me out, and I know exactly what I'm going to do. |
| 0:08.8 | Ooh, I'm going to lay down that sweet slown. |
| 0:12.1 | Oh, you think you could bully me? |
| 0:14.9 | Well, let me just beat up that pussy. |
| 0:17.2 | Oh, goodness gracious. |
| 0:18.7 | The box's going to be terminated. |
| 0:22.9 | Oh, yeah. Put that thong in a box. Ha, ha. Look, goodness gracious. The box gonna be terminated. Oh, yeah. Put that tongue in a box. |
| 0:26.6 | Look those quick moves. Muhammad Ali with his tongue. |
| 0:33.7 | Sting like a bee and lick like a butterfly. That was beautiful. Have you ever seen those butterflies when they're on like one of those flowers they that tongue long oh |
| 0:38.1 | they're crazy you pull up a butterfly video right now yo they got they got that necker they got that |
| 0:44.2 | oh yeah that sucking that sweet sweet nectar i 27 male was heavily bullied since the beginning of |
| 0:52.4 | kindergarten until the end of middle school when I |
| 0:54.8 | transferred to a different town. Yikes. My classroom had 15 children. Me excluded. Dang. Oh, he's even |
| 1:01.5 | excluding himself from the town. He's even bullying himself. Dang. It's all been, uh, internalized. |
| 1:08.5 | Out of these 15, seven of them used to bully me constantly. |
| 1:12.3 | And the other eight simply ignored what was happening. |
| 1:14.6 | Out of the seven bullies, four did some particularly heavy fit. |
| 1:18.6 | I will call them the B team. |
| 1:20.3 | You can guess what B stands for. |
| 1:22.4 | Bodacious. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from iHeartPodcasts, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of iHeartPodcasts and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

