EP835: I let my brother stay in my place BUT it was the WORST decision I could've made... - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 11 April 2023
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - OOP lets his brother crash at his at the start of the pandemic. OOP's brother then decides to "evict" him. Medieval-themed chaos ensues.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.3 | My brother evicted me from my own house |
| 0:07.4 | citing medieval property laws? |
| 0:10.5 | Ye must evade this house this instant. |
| 0:13.7 | The crown doth protest this eviction. |
| 0:17.3 | What are you doing, peasant? |
| 0:19.3 | Kiss the boot that feeds you. |
| 0:22.4 | And the plague of 1545 will threaten your family and your life. |
| 0:31.0 | And your life. |
| 0:32.4 | My brother moved in with me at the start of lockdown because he was living in hotels for some reason. |
| 0:37.1 | I recently found out it was because he owes 260,000 pounds in debt to a multitude of small |
| 0:42.7 | businesses for various reasons. |
| 0:45.5 | What kind of small businesses are these? |
| 0:48.5 | Prostitution. |
| 0:50.4 | Ladies of the night. |
| 0:51.8 | Ladies of the night, drug lords and casinos. |
| 0:56.0 | You know, the backbone of our economy. |
| 0:58.2 | The butt crack of society. |
| 1:00.7 | Hey, and that's something we all sit on. |
| 1:02.9 | A lot of these cases have gone to high court and he's being actively pursued by bailiffs. |
| 1:10.5 | Okay, not the best guy. |
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