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EP834: My Parents Stole $6000 From Me - r/AITA Reddit Story

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Comedy, Improv

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 29 minutes

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r/AITA - AITA for suing my parents for my college money.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.5

Did my parents steal six figures of my inheritance?

0:07.4

Okay, fine.

0:08.5

I'll sue you for everything you've got.

0:11.3

OPE better be a good lawyer or find a good lawyer and also better have like no heart to just ruin the relationship he has with his parents.

0:21.6

You know how easy it is to have no emotions to be able to just sue who you want, to destroy people's lives and extract what you want?

0:28.6

Turn it off. Just try to be a sociopath. You know, isn't being a sociopath the ultimate life hack, Sam?

0:34.6

I think it is. That's why I go out and stab a few homeless people

0:38.8

and punch a few babies every morning just to really like desensitize myself. Keep those nerves

0:44.6

off. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to feel a feeling. I want to make sure that my soul is barren.

0:51.6

Hell yeah. Yeah. Emphasis on the hell.

0:54.9

The ultimate, we become the ultimate machines.

0:57.9

This is how we beat chat GPD.

0:59.6

Yeah.

1:00.6

We become chat chvety.

1:02.9

Well, let's see if O.P becomes chat chabit.

1:05.5

Is OPE a lady?

1:07.0

OP is a, yes.

1:09.1

Ah, I said he a misgendered. You misgendering bastard. I know. I know. I'm a fuck.

1:14.4

Another reason why you need to become chat. GBT. Yep. But that just adds because I don't give a shit.

1:20.6

Because I'm a sociob. More practice, mother.

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