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My mom and my husband are a little too close.

Now my mom's pregnant and I don't think my dad is the father.

The answer?

Get pregnant with your dad's baby.

That is not the answer.

That is not the answer.

If your husband's fucking your mom, please don't

add more than that. They're like swinging with their parents. Gross. Why are you adding

this chaos into the world? Also, this little bundle of chaos is my girlfriend, Ariana. She's

summoning for John this week. Please be nice to her. She's a little bundle of sunshine in my life.

All right. My 40 female parents, dad is 63 male and mom 60 female have been married for 43 years, which means that...

Mom was 17 when she got married. Whoa. Where are we in the world? I have been with my husband, 39 male, since we were 15. I got pregnant at

17 and then we moved in with my parents. I gave birth to my now 22 year old daughter. We got

married at 18 shortly after. I thought I had a good marriage. We were intimate more than twice a

week. We went on date nights. We bought each other gifts. We didn't fight. My entire world was shattered on New Year's Eve. When I returned early from a girl's trip, I had taken with some friends. I walked into my bedroom to find my mom having sex with my husband. That is a picture you can't erase. No. She's scarred for life. Yeah. For sure. She's just like, honey, this is how you do it. Let me show you the rope. Why have the less experienced version when you could have the more experienced version? Exactly. They're basically the same person except more, more practice. My mother screamed at me to get out of their bedroom, which really shook me up even more. It's the moment of, like, dementia and not realize what's going on.

Dude, it's just like, I thought those was my husband, daughter.

How could I have known?

What would you do in that situation?

I would go to therapy.

I don't know.

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