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I left my cheating X to wither away on top of a mountain.

But I didn't realize what would happen to him.

That he would wither away?

I would have no, like, I'm guessing that this man is not bear grills and can survive on top of this mountain with nothing.

He's like, all right, my girlfriend, just left me on top of this mountain.

Now I will have to hunt this moose and survive within its hide.

He's in his natural habitat trying to find any hole that he can fill, fulfilling his deepest

cheating fantasies.

I'm also imagining like, uh, like, like the boyfriend is just hiking up and then he like

reaches the peak and it's like Lord Voldemort and he's like, the boy who cheats comes to die.

And then it's, and then, and then instead of like, like the killing curse, it's just like a

massive orgy that his heart just like gives out from from pure pressure.

You think you wanted this?

But now you jump die by the very thing that you wanted to achieve.

Fall on the sword, you swing.

So this was actually submitted by one of our very own fans on R slash O KOP show on our

subreddit. Submit your stories there if you haven't already.

That's right. This one is from a throwaway, feel bad 20.

A throwaway.

Don't feel bad.

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