EP809: The Most Convoluted "Whose Baby Is It?" Story Ever - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 29 March 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - Woman becomes pregnant from ONS after struggling with fertility
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.1 | I thought I was infertile, but now I'm pregnant and it's not my husband's. |
| 0:08.3 | That's got to be awkward like, honey, I'm home with someone else's baby. |
| 0:13.8 | Oops. |
| 0:14.6 | Oops. |
| 0:14.9 | I did it again. |
| 0:16.3 | This isn't my first time. |
| 0:17.7 | Brittany? |
| 0:18.4 | Yeah, Brittany. |
| 0:19.2 | Wait. |
| 0:20.1 | I'm pregnant by my friend after a one-night stand. Ouch. That's how you start a story. We're both still reeling after our partners cheated on us with each other. Oh, so they did a little swapperuny. They did a switcheroo. Wow. So it's like, oh, you think you're going to hook up with each other? |
| 0:38.0 | Each other? Well, two can play that game. Yeah. Do they find out and be like, you know what? We got to show them. |
| 0:44.6 | That would be great in payback. Okay. So this is a dozy. Please bear with me. I'm trying to make sense of this myself. |
| 0:50.9 | We're trying to make sense of it too. True. My ex-husband, 36 male, and I, 38 female, were friends with another couple, Larry, fake name, 36 male, and Kate, fake name, 36 female. Oh. Recently, Larry and I started to work jobs that require us to be away from home on evenings. My ex and Kate started to hang out when we couldn't be there. |
| 1:12.3 | Dinners, taking the dogs out for walks, shows, etc. |
| 1:16.3 | Not the dogs. |
| 1:17.6 | Larry and I were relieved that they were getting along and keeping each other from being |
| 1:21.8 | lonely. |
| 1:22.4 | But you know what happens next. |
| 1:24.7 | Going to pound town. |
| 1:26.5 | Oh, God. |
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