EP802: My Boyfriend Won't Stop Digging - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 25 March 2023
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - OOP asks "How can I get my boyfriend to stop digging a tunnel under a property he inherited"
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | My boyfriend inherited property and went crazy. |
| 0:07.2 | He chose a shovel over me and you won't believe what he's doing with it. |
| 0:11.6 | Can shovel your shit out of the way, baby. |
| 0:14.3 | Uh-oh. |
| 0:14.7 | And maybe him and this shovel are getting disheveled together. |
| 0:19.1 | If you catch my drift. Yo, anything's a dildo if you catch my drift. |
| 0:20.9 | Yo, anything's a dilda if you're brave enough. |
| 0:23.4 | Woo! |
| 0:24.0 | We just win for it. |
| 0:25.6 | We sent it. |
| 0:27.1 | Boom. |
| 0:27.3 | Boom. |
| 0:27.9 | No better note to start on than that. |
| 0:29.7 | I know this is a weird question, but my boyfriend likes to spend a lot of his free time |
| 0:34.4 | digging a tunnel on some property that he inherited. |
| 0:38.3 | Digging a tunnel. Low key, though, that sounds like my 10-year-old on the beach dream, right? |
| 0:43.3 | Where it's like, I don't know if you've ever dug a hole at the beach. |
| 0:46.3 | There's no better pleasure than just digging deep holes with your bows. |
| 0:50.3 | It's the most oddly satisfying, you know. |
| 0:53.3 | Literally, when I was in kindergarten, every day I would say with my friends, we're going to dig to China. We never did, but we kept digging every day. The persistence and, uh, just the imagination and dreams of these children are incredible. Oh, yeah. It's beautiful. I'm going to dig through molten lava and thousands and thousands of miles of earth. |
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