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I'm accused of rubbing boogers on door handles at work, but I'm innocent. I don't know. That's what a booger rubbing snot-nosed kid would say. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're just dripping your snot all over the place without a care concern in the world. Oh, yeah. I know where you hide your boogers on the doorknob. Oh, God. But actually, we

know this booger doorknobs. This story was submitted to our slash OKOP show by Icy Stress 831.

I love that icy stress. That icy hot is so stressful. Oh, yes. stressful leaving maybe.

So thanks Icy for submitting your story. And all of you can submit stories to at R slash OKOP show. Do it immediately, please. We want to read them. Or I will die. I will die. I live off your stories. I suck me the life force from them. Force of background. I, 21 female, worked at a very small t-shirt business. Okay. I am the youngest person there. Ever since I started

working, someone has been rubbing some sweet, sloppy boogers all over the bathroom stalls.

Ew. Which is like, why? Now, I have type 1 diabetes, so I go to the bathroom quite often and

have been accused of being the boogeyman.

That's awful.

That's a funny name though.

Boogieman.

Literally because she has to use the bathroom because she has type 1 diabetes.

And then it's like, it's you.

I mean, suspicious.

I mean, like, who's spending the most time in the bathroom?

How long does it take to this freaking snotty snobber all over all the doorknobs? That's the question. I don't know. Maybe under five minutes. You could just snot rocket all over. Yeah. Yeah. Like Spider-Man spraying his web. You know what I mean? Because I am the youngest and because I go to the bathroom so often, I'm being labeled as such. Boogie monster. I've tried to explain my case, even clean the stalls before I leave. Jeez. See, see, if you're cleaning the stalls, I think that's admitting false. Interesting. But still to no use. I've been trying to figure out who it is to prove my innocence, but no luck yet. The worst part is that I can hear people

calling me things like, Booger baby. Oh no. Boogie man and Snop Monster all the time. I thought

Snop Monster was pretty funny. O. P. I feel so bad for you. I need help clearing my name,

but no one believes me. Whoever they are, I'm sure they're getting a kick out of not being the boogeyman. I think there is something that you can do that's illegal, but at least what you will know, set up a GoPro in the bathroom, just leave it running for as long as you can, and then get it later, and point it in the direction of where the snot is most accumulating. Yeah, I mean, if you do it where you can't see anyone in the, like, like for instance, the view of the stall where it's just on the side, where you see the person like, I've got to be illegal still. Yeah, I think putting cameras in the bathroom probably illegal, but at least you'll know who's done it. That's right. That's right. You know, that feeling inside.

Feeling inside. And that's all that matters, you know. So, yeah, you do that. And then you just like coerced them into. Yeah. You say, I have the tapes. I have the video of you being a bugger monster. And the thing is like, I mean, you could use it as blackmail, but I feel like really what OPE wants to clear their name.

Which would clear their name. This is what you do. I know what you do. You take the video.

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