This is an I Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human. Am I the A-Hole for telling my pregnant fiance to just get over herself? You're only pregnant. Come on. Yeah, come on. Jeez. Like you're trying to grow a life or something. Exactly. How do you get a life? Yeah, come on. Oh, man. I got a dog two years ago, a corky. And she is very much so, my sweet little sidekick.

Mm-hmm.

I've been with my fiancee for about five years.

My fiance does like the dog, but she's currently pregnant and experiencing massive migraines and has been snapping at everything.

So every morning when I get up, I find my fiance already waking at the table relaxing.

As soon as I get out of bed, my dog goes nuts.

It's like super energy where she is running sideways, barking up a storm, jumping on the bed

to the floor a million times, causing the apartment to shake because it's old as fuck.

That's that corgi.

Get a new apartment.

Your apartment should shake because a dog is jumping around.

Maybe a mastiff.

Maybe a human.

Yeah, a mastiff.

But not a corgi.

Not a corgi.

And I would just sit there and sing made up songs to her and just fuck around with her.

Hello, little corgi little dog.

I wish you were a little frog.

Jumping all day, barking all night.

Now you're going to make my fiance and I fight.

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