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Guaranteed Human.

Today, I effed up by telling my friends how I keep from busting a nut.

Oh, no.

Sounds like helpful advice, though.

Mm-hmm.

So, of course, this was an action today, but it was in fact a few weeks ago.

My roommates and I were sitting on the couch after taking some rips of a bong.

We're just chatting.

I, being absolutely zooted, turned to my roommate and asked him what he thinks about to keep himself from nothing when he and his girlfriend are doing the deed.

And to which he gave a quite reasonable answer of, I just stared a wall that my mind go blank.

Very zen of you.

That's smart.

Well, this takes a horrible turn when he asked me the same thing,

at which point I turned to him and confess that I think about Tarzan.

That's amazing.

Specifically, the part of the movie when Tarzan is sliding down the vines and the song, the son of man is playing in the background. Oh, that's just a sick scene. Oh, my God. Can we play? Yeah, we got to watch that. Right. Let me put it on. Oh, that's, son of man. I remember Swatch. I was like, oh, dude, Tarzan is so sick. All right, here we go. Oh, and this is the scene where, like, Tarzan's going from a boy into a man. Put it to the mic so it means that people can hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, it's like, yeah, two ads. Oh, yeah.

Imagine you're doing it.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Okay, we're getting a little too close.

Oh.

Oh.

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