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Ep70: Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2018

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

We catch up on Summer Mary's shenanigans and live vicariously through her. With only a few new episodes this week, we deep dive into Southern Charm and all the drama that ensues. We thank our lucky stars that New York brings it week after week. 1 dinner, 3 fights, where is the caution tape? They know how to give it to us and make us want more... just like Ramona and the banana bread. Come judge with us!

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0:00.0

Welcome back to Tujji Girls. This is Mary from the Bay. This is Courtney from her bed, you guys. I am coming to you very sick right now, but I'm gonna do my best. So I'm just wanna apologize for my voice now.

0:29.0

I mean, how many times does this happen to Mary? But now I'm in the summer of Mary, so I sleep in, I stay out all night.

0:36.0

You're immune to anything bad. I've been working and just running an empty. And I'm still here, though, and hopefully somewhat funny. But sounding like, you know, remember in friends when Lisa Kudra loses her voice? And she's like, my sexy shoes. She makes me as a sexy voice.

0:58.0

Well, like, I kind of feel bad now, guys, because I was texting Courtney and it's 9.45 on Thursday. And I'm like, hey, do you like want to do it in the morning? And I'm having so much fun. Ah, like, she's like, I really feel like shit. And I'm like, okay, like, yeah, so you want to do it in the morning?

1:15.0

Like, I had no idea she was actually legitimately sick. I thought she doesn't read my text messages. I don't. I just thought it meant like, I grew home over, like, you just felt gross or something, but I, you're legit sick.

1:34.0

I'm a horrible, horrible human being. It's with a great tan.

1:40.0

I mean, can you just feel us in on what you've been doing while I've been like working?

1:44.0

I'll carry this show today, guys. This is summer, Mary.

1:48.0

So this weekend, I had the best time I hung out with Ronnie from Watch What Happens. And let's just say we were two peas in a pod. And it was a dangerous pod. And the pod wasn't really a pod.

1:59.0

It was actually a vodka, Tito's martini. I told Mary the two olives. We were the two olives in the martini.

2:06.0

Were you the blue cheese olives? We didn't do blue cheese. Well, he actually doesn't do it dirty. He doesn't with a twist and up. And I was like, I like dirty.

2:14.0

I was laughing because I have told you since the beginning. I think you and Ronnie are like long lost siblings. Like, I feel like you guys are the same person.

2:23.0

And you're like, no, that's not true. I'm not even going to really drake on Friday. I might have like, we're just going to meet up for one.

2:29.0

They have a show tomorrow night. So it's probably going to be like a really chilled night. And then cut to seeing stories of like in the Uber at midnight.

2:38.0

And I'm like, what is going on with this? I didn't even know he filmed that. It was on Watch What Happens the next day.

2:45.0

And it was like me, I want to be an end game. And then just like yelling at the Uber. Hey, watch out for those people. There's people over there. Like the worst.

2:56.0

Well, okay, last night. I'm very afraid of San Francisco. There's been twice where I've seen cars hit people on Best Bus.

3:03.0

That's normal. Yeah, it's very scary though. And I'm like, I do not want to live here. It's too frightening. I don't think I can handle it.

3:11.0

LA traffic and are like the pedestrians own the city. The cars are just like ants. Except when the cars hit you because it's a little bit more dangerous.

3:21.0

Yeah, I'm hoping to get hit and make some money. This is you guys my very minor. Very minor.

3:27.0

Where is like goal in life is just to like make money by doing nothing. How can I make money? I play a lot of all the time.

3:35.0

How can I make the money? Show me the money. Speaking of money. So let's discuss this divorce that happened.

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