EP68-Sneaky Men, horny&pregnant, no more quickies, and the art of fingering.

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Today it you and me freaky fam-im TACKLING your listener questions for the majority of the episode. A. We have a woman whose husband is downloading dating apps whilst out of town and she found out via family iPad...HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEMO...she asks me how she can be sneaky and find out more; husband said it "was just an accident" :cue my gag sound:: B. She's horny she's pregnant and he isn't into it..what to do?!?! C. Married couple gets to finally get a week kid free, he is use to quickies and doesn't last long how can he do better? D. Wife says husband is kinky and into BDSM she is willing but isn't really into it, she feels insecure and like she isn't what her husband desires. oh boy you KNOWW I have thoughts. lastly A man who wants to know how to date your spouse, who asks who out, is sex to be expected? After I grant you all my wisdom, I teach- THE ART OF FINGERING, I polled you on IG and you agree fingering is underrated and I'm here to hype it up and give you a refresher, take notes. FORIA WELLESS https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast code: Thehornyhousewifepodcast20 Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast way cooler on tik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcast advertising thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

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0:00.0	You were listening to a Pleasure Podcast.
0:03.3	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit PleasurePodcasts.com.
0:09.0	Hello and welcome to the horny housewife.
0:18.8	I'm your host, Jordan.
0:21.2	We call our gang the freaky fam.
0:24.3	You earned the title, wink wink.
0:27.1	Just consider it the couple's locker room where we're talking all things sex, how to have
0:31.2	better sex, how to get laid more, all your questions no matter how wild, stupid, ridiculous,
0:37.8	it giving me they are, I answer them and I tell you the truth.
0:42.9	And a lot of the questions are spectacular.
0:45.4	You know, only occasionally are they just to me at least.
0:50.8	That was a jaw-dropping sound for those who didn't know, what's up everyone?
0:55.6	Happy Monday.
0:56.6	I hope you're all having fan-fucking-tastic start to the week.
1:01.2	I will tell you that have you ever this, this happened, like I'm sitting in this situation
1:07.3	right now.
1:08.4	So this isn't like this happened, I'm like, well that's a funny story, I'll tell them
1:12.2	later, because I do that sometimes.
1:14.5	This is like my situation right now.
1:18.1	So my pants are a little wet, do you ever have sex?
1:22.9	Then you go about your day, you do the baby wipe after you clean up.
1:26.5	You go along one sneeze, one cough.
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