This is an I Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

I faked what hospital the baby was being born at.

So my entitled mother would show up at the wrong one.

She freaked out and was detained by security.

Okay.

O.P.

This is O KOP.

I'm Samuel, Connor.

And I'm John Fry.

And we tell the funniest stories on the internet.

And John, have you ever done like Ancestry.com or 23 and me or? I'm Samuel daughter. And I'm John Friott. And we tell the funniest stories on the internet. And, uh,

John,

have you ever done like Ancestry.com or 23 and me or anything like that? I really wish I did because as we both well know, white people are mutts and I have no real idea what I am. I recently found out what I was. My mom did 23 and me. Oh, that's right. because it'll work if anyone in your close family.

Yeah,

yeah,

right,

right,

my mom,

like,

looked it up and,

uh, the, the only thing that I really remember is I am a little bit Irish, a little bit German. And I am one percent Nigerian. Rocking it. No hate or shame on you. But that, that is the, the, the first thing that you see on like Twitter is white people being like, yo, I'm 1% this African guy.

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