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My cousin's trying to kick me out of her wedding because I'm too young.

So here's how I'm getting my revenge.

Yeah, get that revenge, honey.

Yeah, that's right.

My 20 female cousin, Isabel, 26 female, is getting married in January.

Woo.

I have chosen a set of Royal Albert plates from the gift registry that have already been delivered.

Nice.

The invitation said the ceremony would be first followed immediately by meals and guests would start making their way to the reception hall.

The invitation also said, be prepared for a night of drinking and

dancing at the reception. Let's go. Sounds like a fun time. It's going to be fun. But

a but a couple days ago, Isabel called me and we made some small talk. She then said she wanted

a call to confirm I knew the reception was more for partying

and it isn't really suitable for me considering I'm not even 21.

Oh.

I said, I'm fine just drinking water and soda.

But she replied the capacity for the reception hall is smaller.

So they're not including the younger guests.

Oh, rough.

Univited.

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