Ep56: Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2018

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

What's an episode of VPR without being a Hooters? BRATney continues to reward Jax for his bad behavior by spoiling him for his birthday. Meanwhile, Billie Lee and Jeremy go on a date. But not before the Witches of Weho warn her that he is "creepy" and "predatory." Does anyone care about Ariana's va-jay-jay? In the Hamptons Hubbs exploded just like the tea in the pool, Kyle pees into a wine bottle and calls it Peenot Gris. Do you think Ramona would drink it? Over at Beverly Beach 90210, Teddi Bear stands up to Dorit and Erika. Erika caught a case of "pretend amnesia" and wasn't going to let her F*ck with her. Come judge with us and let Mary tell you about meeting Madison Marie Parks Valleta's Dad!

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Two Judgy Girls. This is Mary from the Bay.
0:20.4	It's Courtney from LA. Hi Mary. Hi! I just feel like it's been like seven full days now.
0:29.9	Since you met one seven minute rob. That's very true. But I feel like for you.
0:36.9	It was like a timeless experience. Yeah. Memories have been made. I think you just need to start off.
0:45.9	We'll get into our life and everything. But let's just start off where we left you last Thursday.
0:51.9	So at the end of the podcast guys I was literally curling my hair with the microphone on.
0:58.9	So I get into the uber with my sister. I have no plastic cups so I fill up a water bottle with wine.
1:07.9	Was it predator wine? It was predator wine. I love the person that sent us the picture of the predator wine.
1:15.9	Yes. That true fan. I had like a cab solve like Lulu.
1:22.9	Okay. Like, back to the story. So I walk in and you know I'm wearing black ripped jeans, black shirt, black leather jacket. High heels.
1:36.9	You're like LA chic. I go to their friend desk and I go, oh are there two parties here tonight?
1:45.9	And they're like no, just the one. There's men wearing tuxets. Oh my god. We're so underdressed. I'm wearing ripped jeans.
1:56.9	It was like a really interesting group of people. I don't know.
2:03.9	When you're looking at the group of people like this is SF.
2:10.9	Because that's when he was promoting. I feel like it must have been a lot of CBS employees because that was the channel.
2:18.9	It was the dirt on or something. I was confused. There was a lot of people. There was like 300 people.
2:27.9	And so I and he gave you a plus five. There was no list. There was no list. I just walked in.
2:35.9	Did he even check you in? No. There was no check in. And then I belined into the bar. They only had two bartenders. I was like, is there another bar somewhere? What's going on?
2:48.9	And I didn't like this. There were only plastic cups and they ran out of club soda. Okay, Dury.
2:56.9	I know. Anyways, I had it. I got I got like a vodka tonic. I don't drink that but.
3:03.9	Oh yeah. So I drink it on my plastic cup and then I spot him and I'm like, oh, Colleen. He's right there.
3:13.9	And then I was like, looks like he's going to go do a speech. What did I tell you if he was going to give a speech that night? Right.
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