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Guaranteed Human. Today, I laughed up by thinking the emergency vet clinic gives out goodie bags and excitedly asking about it. You know, you get a little baggy. You take a bite and it's a kiddie dokey. Hmm. It happens. You know, some cultures love a little cat do-do. Do they? Actually, they do. They do? Yeah. So there's this coffee. I'm like,

I'm totally serious right now.

Yeah. So, there's this coffee. I'm like, I'm totally serious right now. Yeah. There's it, you know, the cat poo coffee. I've heard of, it's like a hundred dollars. Yeah. They eat these like coffee beans. They poop them out. These people go and like look through the poop and then they steep those coffee beans. What does it do? What could it possibly do? It tastes like shit.

Ooh.

But the good kind.

So today. and then they steeped those coffee beans. What does it do? What could it possibly do? It tastes like shit.

Ooh.

But the good kind. So today we ended up having to bring our cat to the emergency veterinary clinic. He's now fine. After he was all fixed up and I had paid, I was waiting for the vet tech to bring him out so I could take him home. while I was waiting, I noticed a couple who had also just paid waiting as well and assumed they were waiting for their animal to come out.

Fair up. so I could take him home. While I was waiting, I noticed a couple who had also just paid waiting as well

and assumed they were waiting for their animal to come out.

Safe assumption.

Before my cat was brought out,

a different vet tech came out to the couple waiting,

carrying a fancy paper bag.

Ooh.

My dumbass should have realized that and there,

but alas,

this is where I fucked up.

Instead of realizing that the bag carried the ashes of their dead animal.

No.

No.

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