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My husband refuses to do any chores because that's a woman's job.

Now I don't know if I want to keep our baby.

I love like that husband's logic where it's like, I only do the fun parts of parenting.

You do diapers.

You clean the house.

You make the food.

How,

how am I supposed to put dishes away with my big old package of meat just getting in the way?

My sausage can't possibly fit in the dishwasher.

I've got a broom size handle in between my legs.

Misogyny.

You thought it would never come back. But it's still here. Here we are.

So me, 26 female and my husband 28 male, who I will call Jake for this story.

Fuck you, Jake.

Yeah.

Change that A to a no.

That's right.

That's what you are.

Big fat joke.

God. Now, we've been together for five years and married for three. Too long. Too long. That's way too long. There has to have been a red flag earlier. But yeah, come on. I digress. I recognize the misogyny like one year in. Yeah. He's got to be able to do something like, oh, dude,

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