EP427: I have a NICE RACK? or DRESS?- r/tifu Reddit Story
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🗓️ 2 September 2022
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r/tifu - TIFU by calling a nice guy a pervert
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:23.6 | Guaranteed human. Today I effed up by calling a nice guy a pervert. But if he's a nice guy, how can he be a pervert? Or is he one of those like, I'm a nice guy, nice guy. Nice guy. Yeah, I'm so nice that I'll terrorize you. So nice that I'm an insult. That's right. Yeah. Only the nicest of men become ins cells. Yes. You know what I mean? |
| 0:24.5 | Everyone else is volunteering. nice that I'm an in-sell. That's right. Yeah. Only the nicest of men become insoles. Yes. |
| 0:23.0 | You know what I mean? Everyone else is voluntarily celibate. So me, I am involuntary. |
| 0:29.7 | This happened yesterday. I, 31 female, was in a grocery store, parking lot after doing some |
| 0:36.3 | shopping and I was starting to put away my bags away in my car, as one does. As one does. That sounds like a regularly, regularly scheduled grocery shopping. And nothing, nothing's going to go wrong. You know, it's all going to work for it. This is fine. Yes. I had one earphone in and was really focused on the conversation happening on one of my favorite podcasts. |
| 0:56.2 | Is it OKOP? |
| 0:57.1 | Is it the OKOP show? |
| 0:58.3 | You know, there is actually no other podcast. |
| 1:01.5 | This is the first and only podcast. |
| 1:04.0 | Except ours. |
| 1:04.7 | Ever created. |
| 1:05.8 | As I was finishing up, I noticed some guy on a bicycle heading in my direction. |
| 1:10.0 | He looked up at me and said, |
| 1:12.2 | Nice breasts. |
| 1:14.1 | Damn. |
| 1:15.2 | Well, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you really think, buddy? |
| 1:19.9 | Like, wait, is this, is Opie a man or Ope is a woman? |
| 1:22.8 | Ope is a woman, 31 female. |
| 1:24.4 | Ah, 31 female. |
| 1:25.2 | Yes. |
| 1:26.3 | Now, another plot twist. What breasts do you speak of? He yelled this as he rode past me smiling, like a freaking animal. Oh, my God. I heard a cat call him, but this is just like, it's like a, just like so straight to the point. I know. It's just like, it's not like, oh, mommy, your, your, those tithes look as fine as a melon on a Sunday afternoon. It's like, nice breasts. Let me enter your vagina. Yeah. Let me do it. At least like if you're going to be terrible and cat call someone, at least make it like poetry, you know? This, I actually had a friend who used to do, do um I can't remember what the exact style of |
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