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Today I effed up by sexting with a random girl from Reddit.

The only problem, she turned out to be a dude with a big old sausage.

Who would have thought that a redditor, an anonymous redditor, would be a dude?

You know, I, uh, that, that is mind blowing to me. Yeah, yeah, we would have never

expected. Insane. Today I wanted to try something new. So I decided to score Reddit to find some of

those subreddits where people share their snapchats with the purpose of sexting. Ooh. Yeah.

I got in touch with a girl and she sent me some sweet, sweet newties and asked me if she could video call me to see me. Pleasure myself. Oh. Wow, you really, really emphasize that. I'm selling it over here. I'm selling it. I'm earning. I'm earning my money's right there right here. Sign up to the sex phone line, man. Yeah. You're gonna make everyone just explode their pants right there. What's your Reddit username? Oh. I won't tell anyone. Keep going. I'll keep you anonymous. I obliged. And after it was all done, we were just chatting for a bit. And she asked me to send a full body nudie picture of myself with my big old face in it.

Wait, did they video chat?

It sounds like it.

So how?

So let's let's find out.

I said I wouldn't do that because I'm new to this and I don't fully trust her yet with

such a clear picture of me.

I concealed my face during the video call.

Then she confessed to be a 30 year old dude and said I had a small

wee. Damn. Get him. I replied with, you must have a very fulfilling life and blocked him.

There's more. Oh. To be honest, I don't even care. Still had a good time and I wouldn't let the

hindsight of knowing it was a dude ruin it for me.

Hey, never let the hindsight of sexual encounters with dudes ruin the fact that it was a good time.

You got some sweet nut juice. Who's complaining? A nut is a nut. That's right. I mainly felt bad for this guy.

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