This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human. If you want your $7 million, you need to stay in the closet. It's safer there. They can't steal your money in the closet. You know, that is, that is quite, quite a demand there. I mean, the stakes couldn't be higher. Also, they couldn't do. Is it like a game show, like a Mr.

Beast game show where it's like stay in the closet.

Last one to come out of the closet.

It's seven million dollars.

Mr.

Bees were giving you free ideas over here.

Oh, goodness gracious.

It's okay.

Our emails are John and Sam at We Suck at Gmail.

All right.

So my 42 male niece 17 female recently confided in me that she is a lesbian.

I supported her and I let her know that I'd be here, that I'd be

there for, et cetera, et cetera, all of the usual ally stuff. Yep. Top three ways to support

your lesbians. You know, how, uh, how allied are we over here? How, you know, if we're,

if we're telling someone not to come out to the tune of seven million dollars, I don't know if you're an ally. I think we might have to check your ally card at the door, my friend. Well, maybe it's like, maybe it's like a donation, you know? Right. I'll donate, you know, seven million dollars to you. Yeah, like, like, what if, what if you're not allowed to to say you're lesbian? Right. Right. Like, that's a condition. Um, and then I'll donate seven million dollars to like an LGBT plus. Yeah. Charity. Yeah. The, are you an ally? You know, I think...

I say yes.

I think the question is why.

Why?

Because you like to create pain and suffering in the world.

That's...

But also good.

That's a big why.

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