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EP402: My CAT is MY FAMILY, not your kid - r/AITA Reddit Story

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Comedy, Improv

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for telling my sister my cat is family, but her child isnt?

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed human.

0:04.1

I would rather my niece die than let my cat suffer.

0:07.5

Am I the A-hole?

0:08.8

Okay.

0:09.5

All right.

0:10.1

Well, question, question, question right here.

0:12.4

Your cat over random person across the world.

0:17.6

That's a tricky question because we've already had to do the absolute most to save her her little kitty life.

0:23.9

Random stranger somewhere in the world.

0:25.8

Yeah.

0:27.3

Over your cat.

0:28.5

Oh, man.

0:30.5

If my girlfriend wouldn't kill me, I would say the other person.

0:34.8

But I would let the person live.

0:55.2

You would let the person live. Okay. It's hard. That's, yeah, that's a hard one, dude. I think if they were both looking at me, like, like, let's say, they were both looking at you, bro, that's way cuter than a human. Yeah, but anyway cute. All right. All right. This is the scenario, right? You got two buttons in front of you. You have two cells.

1:10.5

Right. If you press the like one button, it completely removes all the air of the chamber and you have to watch what happens after. And so either you remove the air from the chamber with the human or you remove the air from the chamber with the cat.

1:29.9

Jesus. I'm removing like even like I love my dog. I'm removing. I'm remembering the dog air. I don't know if I did. I would do. I think it would be way harder. Yeah. Watching a human dies. I die. Yeah. Very challenging. Anyway. Anyways. On to brighter subjects of other people making this decision and not us.

1:32.8

Actually, the title doesn't say it all.

1:34.6

We'll see.

1:36.6

When does a title ever say at all, you know?

1:41.7

But yeah, do forgive my tone and any grammar mistakes because I'm really pissed right now.

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