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Today I amped up by attracting an ant infestation with my sweet man juices.

I can't help him if my nut juice is so sweet that these little ants got to get a thip.

Yeah, the whole colony would be trying to jump on this.

I got a queen all over me, baby.

Ooh, queens on queens.

He's putting in the work for the workers.

That's right.

My girlfriend just recently moved across the country

and started a new job.

Between long shifts and the fact that our roommates

are my parents, we haven't had exactly

that many opportunities for some intimacy.

I see what you're saying. So about two weeks ago, she got home early and decided to take a nap.

Well, your boy was horned up like a man possessed. So I went to the bathroom and worked one out.

Oh, yeah. It was a spur of a moment thing. So I ended up expelling my man juices in the bathtub.

There's so many better places, bro.

Like the toilet?

The toilet.

But then you got to like, well, you got to stand over it or otherwise if you're sitting.

You can sit down.

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